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THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

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Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


HAPPY MEALS - ~Think outside the box~


TAGS: happy meals think change food
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:33 pm
Thanks for the 5L giggle!


FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.


TAGS: men who think women kitchen
Rating: 4.66/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Good thing then, wouldn't want to venture too close to that after the warning in this poster
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2012, 3:21 pm
I suppose it's all right. The wife usually keeps the salt on the dinner table, far away from the kitchen :D
Budog - April 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
This is another one that "Ass My Laugh off" on facebook has already ripped off...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:34 pm
I didn't say anything about firearms nor women... but then again, with microchips these days XD
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:33 pm
Sarcasm is best achieved with a pinch of salt... should I go get you some?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:17 am

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.
spypengen - April 22, 2012, 7:59 pm
they may have the knives but men have the guns 5L for the lols
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:03 pm
Not the type of knives that are worth shoving into a persons chest, blades are too thin. nice one Budog


LIFE -


TAGS: game death cards think again
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:21 pm
Golden! shared on fb
gas - December 8, 2011, 12:21 pm
..keep picking card5
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 10:26 am
There should be a heavy metal song about this m/om/


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


ANGER MANAGEMENT -




WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -


TAGS: watch thoughts thinker actions destiny
Rating: 4.89/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 6, 2013, 12:46 am
"Think" "Think about"... instead of watch... I think would make it better...


THINKING -


TAGS: think few engage
Rating: 4.83/5

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Verdeckt - September 30, 2011, 7:08 am
You should post this on Philosphy Wall too..


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!


COLLEGE -


TAGS: drinking and thinking don t mix
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:24 am
great poster, UP yours


AUTO-CORRECT INVENTOR DEAD -


TAGS: thinking man s humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:03 am
Fantastic, UP yours
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:03 am
Fantastic, UP yours
JesusWept - March 20, 2016, 2:23 am
^^^^^


Carlin Thinks -




THINKING - is for the weak !


TAGS: think fail stupid gun
Rating: 4.71/5

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pratham - January 3, 2012, 12:27 pm
Thank you for your thoughts.
MPsniper - January 2, 2012, 7:03 pm
great ph**o. needs a better caption.


I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .


TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.79/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am
epic face palm


LIFE - It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh.


TAGS: i think i will call them stew and peter
Rating: 3.51/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
I've never been the only one logged in before....It's kinda scary........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:28 am
I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am
If you want proof that school is out just check out the approval queue. Remember when rejections where rare?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:15 am
I was thinking school's out based on the bouncing c*****ge poster ratings.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:13 am
The usual summertime timmy fest.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:12 am
T'hellzbeengoin on roundhere, anyway?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:03 am
Yah, I'm not. Razzin' ya about the latitude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:02 am
LMAO @ Aggy....you stupid beaner.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
If memory serves Haar you are not much farther south than we are!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
This demonstration brought to you by trash and Mooooo. Do y'all see what arguing on the internet gets ya?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:59 am
Holy Southerners, Batman!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
You got your whiskey in my peanut b***er!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
Some folks might not know that. Yer both a bit of alright, though. Even if the 15 minute nights are making ya cranky.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:51 am
Thanks Haar. Everybody knows me and moooooo are friends in the real world. It's just friendly ragging.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Luv ya both, BTW, in the most purely platonic sense of the phrase.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:47 am
"Koo koo koo koo koo koo choo" - Bob and Doug. Whom you guys are starting to sound like. Save it for the winter when the sun has set for an extended period of time.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:45 am
FFSU2. "All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients" - Ralph Waldo Emerson. "There is nothing new under the sun" - Can't remember.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:42 am
Let it go.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:31 am
How are jokes stolen from the net any different from quotes stolen from the net?
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:28 am
I never wanted to play but you did throw the first stone. The whole point is everybody here uses quotes and references things they find in their daily life. Rarely does anyone here credit their sources.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:19 am
Dr Who........do you want to keep playing this game?
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
How did i miss this? Perfect poster TTH, 5 bunnies
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
5 tasty looking bunnies for you.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:55 am
And speaking of "pathetic", just look at how sad those little bunnies look. It's as if they know .... (Huh? Huh? See?)
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:51 am
No no, TTH. The poster has to be at least tangentially connected to the topic at hand. Otherwise it's just pathetic.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2009, 1:49 am
what did you mean by "shameless self promotion" Moooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:58 pm
Subtle and brilliant. Not wordy at all. 5L
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:38 pm
Love the tender young stuff...5 Poodles here TTH
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:40 pm
Pita filler?
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:37 pm
What would you call the rabbit equivalent to Veal?
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, not be get preachy 'r nothin' but, uhm: PATIENCE Life is also nature's way of making sure meat becomes more meat.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:32 pm
BTW The one on the left (stew) was really gamey and tough. It took 2 bags of milk to wash him down.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:30 pm
Thanks again you Bastard! I will stick with quality over quantity...so to speak. And with luck I may be able to make A poster a month.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:19 pm
Yeah you've definitely peaked. Sad really. Soon we'll be talking about your "earlier funny posters." But now I am going to jinx this one -- for your own good of course -- by predicting that it is a future Hall of Famer for sure.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:09 pm
Wow a compliment like that from Sean! I may never be able to make another motifake that even compares. Thanks Man
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:07 pm
This is perfect. No room for improvement.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Thanks Haar. It came to me in a dream... or was it a Doctor Who episode? Not sure, same diff.
Haarakkon - July 18, 2009, 11:22 am
Excellent, TTH. 5 lions from an omnivore.


DONT WORRY -




CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey


TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm
AHHHH!! MONKEY WITH A GUN!!!!!!!


WHO'S AWESOME? - YOU'RE AWESOME!


TAGS: castro thinks highly of you
Rating: 3.74/5

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Jmac0585 - April 2, 2010, 10:06 am
I had considered that, but decided to go with the nazis on this, given Castro is a communist and all. Save it, I know they weren't the same thing.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:00 pm
Claire, who has the coolest avatar EVER!! is correct
Claire - April 1, 2010, 8:56 pm
I believe it's spelled "amsome."


JUST THINK -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


PUPPY LOVE - What started out as puppy love has now grown into something much bigger.




SAFETY FIRST -




NIETZSCHE IS LOADING - Nietzsche is still loading




THINKING INSIDE THE BOX -


TAGS: thinker philosophy thinking problem box
Rating: 4.14/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:27 am

new submitter,common mistake. check some of the rejection reasons on other poster. suggestion: break this so "thinking" is the title and the rest is the text. also,work the idea up. we see what you see,what else does this imply. don't be discouraged. :)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:39 am
I agree with Iceman.
Zetmonk - February 20, 2012, 5:19 am
I agree on the wordplay, makes it pretty good.
caveman - February 20, 2012, 1:21 am
I actually found it a clever play on the phrase 'thinking outside the box'..... anywho
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:45 am
Hey, thanks for telling us what you see in the pic. We never would have guessed.


SILENCE KILLS ME -


TAGS: silence thinking leads
Rating: 4.78/5

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mariand - December 22, 2011, 4:35 am
nice
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 7:28 am

wow. hugely demotivating. nice


THINK FOR YOURSELF - While it is still legal ...




LOGIC -


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am
yeah, this is a good one


DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE. -


TAGS: fear scariest movie bed thinking
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:33 am
Especially don't watch a movie directed by David Lynch before bed. I don't know what's 5carier - not understanding his movies OR actually understanding them.
MashiMashi - January 22, 2012, 8:12 am
Apallo 18 wasn't a scary movie , it was a good movie but not scary....until I was in my basement doing laundry, ZAT lintball is one of them Appallo 18 thangs coming to get me.
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 5:56 am
I don't know Dj there's something to be said scaring yourself witless upon occasion. It helps you grow.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:12 am
Love it. A funny from LA. :D That's why I don't watch horror at night. Or by myself. But, forever alone post-divorce, so haven't watched a horror flic in awhile. :/
gas - January 21, 2012, 10:56 pm
and alway5 when you're about to fall asleep


AFRICA - You think you're tough?


TAGS: africa hyena hyenas tough you think you re tough
Rating: 3/5

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DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:09 am
I got $20 on the baboon
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:09 am
I got $20 on the baboon


JB WELD OR DUCT TAPE -


TAGS: i think it depends on the application
Rating: 4.24/5

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TooTsiE - March 23, 2010, 3:05 pm
Roads? where we're going... we dont need roads...
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 10:10 pm
LMAO!
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 2:43 pm
LOL!
phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 2:10 pm
Amsome! 5Rolls!


Sometimes I just sits! -


TAGS: sitting thinking yes no maybe
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:11 am

I can relate to this'n.


THINK BIG - Always remember, no matter how big of a problem you overcome; it’s still just one problem, and there are a lot more where that one came from.




FUTILITY -


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

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Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's f***ing hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
*weiner
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.


BRUCE LEE - No think, Feel.


TAGS: bruce lee no think feel
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:09 am

lolz...and tru dat!


THE "BOX" -


TAGS: box think outside confined climb out liberate
Rating: 4.81/5

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Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
So true... 5L, more if I could


THOMAS EDISON... - ...10 minutes, BEFORE, he invented the light bulb !


TAGS: light edison think imagination ideas
Rating: 4.61/5

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Spartan058 - March 1, 2016, 4:07 pm
Just a little thing, some sciencist speculate that Edison wasnt inventor of light bulb...
AudioStalker - March 23, 2011, 5:39 pm
Oh... That sweet Edison again. Wouldn't surprise me if he said that "Candles where his inventions" as well.
motinet - March 23, 2011, 4:49 pm

LMAO you guys are getting goooood. I dont even want to try anymore
TheOne - March 22, 2011, 4:31 pm
Heheh Nice.


FORWARD THINKING -


TAGS: forward thinking australia future cars
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 22, 2012, 8:19 pm
And where's the people flitting around in jetpacks? And robots doing all the housework. The roomba's nice, but kinda primitive, yes?


EVOLUTION - continuing the downward spiral


TAGS: i didn t think it could get dumber
Rating: 4.29/5

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R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:25 pm
I was peeking out of the closet to see if the coast was clear...nope!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:50 pm
A little lisp at the end there, Jake?
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 12:42 pm
Have you seen these morons try to run? Very funny stuff. But you have plenty of time to swith from guns to missiles.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:36 pm
Don't give them any ideas, Feas!
Feasibly - May 14, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm surprised he has his shoes on the right feet.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 11:08 am
For the sake of the species, these mutants should be sh** on sight. 5 slugs to the head.


... ... ... ... ... -


TAGS: cat think forget start stop
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 9, 2014, 8:52 pm
Good'n here


COELACANTH - From the depths of the oceans this prehistoric fish rises as a living dinosaur. Alive in modern times thanks to an underwater time travel device.


TAGS: where do you think all of those megalodon are coming from
Rating: 3.91/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:03 pm
Well that was a classic bait and switch. Here I thought it'd be dull, but the zinger at the end... Very nice.


THINKING OH CRAP OUT LOUD - There are those moments in life when it is blatantly apparent that you are totally screwed


TAGS: thinking oh crap out loud
Rating: 4.18/5

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Budog - July 1, 2011, 10:30 pm
They fly right over my house inbound to HAFB. They look like they are going so slow that it seems amazing they don't fall out of the sky! They have the most awesome sound...
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:33 am
now I have. this is great. Big C5
Budog - June 29, 2011, 8:36 pm
I'm waiting for Airman to see this LOL
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:03 pm
Good one.


UHMMMMM.... - Lemme think...




CALLING IN -


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

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BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old ph**ographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am
AMSOME!!
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
I love the tags!


Love is Inconceivable -




A LITTLE QUIZ -


TAGS: i think i know the heisman winners
Rating: 4.29/5

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Airman - May 20, 2010, 2:53 pm
thanks ... and Aggy, got an ex-wife who might have a point of reb***al on that
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:24 pm
Airman always knows just what to say. 5L
Iconoclast - May 19, 2010, 10:49 pm
Now THAT is a great poster with a great message. I am sending it to some of my teacher friends. 5L
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:14 pm
It should be noted that this poster made Zealot feel empty on the inside.


THINKING WITH YOUR STOMACH - Seems as though the Mexicans have come up with a cost effective and delicious solution. to all their problems




JUXTAPOSE -


TAGS: simple rule for life think with your heart not your fear
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:06 pm
Airman FTW!
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 6:00 pm
very nice aggy. 5L's
Airman - November 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
but without it, there would have been no search for the Holy Grail!!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 2:24 pm
Thought we'd get a reaction from the christians much sooner. Kudos, UK!
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:55 pm
Religion just keeps it organized into one convenient bundle. Power in numbers.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:32 pm
sad fact is, without religion, humans would still have a dozen reasons to hate other people... race, country, state, hair color...
TheTrashHeap - November 2, 2010, 1:23 pm
Just because a cult gets really, really popular...(or happens to be thousands of years old) Doesn't make it any less of a cult.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:07 pm
Very true, cubby.
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
Isn't it all Human Nature?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 12:11 pm
It comes down to mob mentality. Hundreds of thousands of people thinking the same doesn't ever turn out well. A true point: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals.
culos - November 2, 2010, 12:01 pm
No, you're told what they want you to believe is right. There's a difference there
IllicoPresto - November 2, 2010, 11:58 am
And the simple answer is that if you follow a religion, then you will be told what is right.
Sivark - November 2, 2010, 10:27 am
Excellent comparison of terrorist actions performed hundreds of years ago to acts performed within the last 10 years.


Jesus loves me -


TAGS: i think i nailed it he could not move afterwards motifayk
Rating: 3.85/5

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Thedge - October 26, 2014, 12:12 pm
For Pete's sake...
motifayk - October 24, 2014, 7:37 am
For the love of God.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 1:57 am
The Passion of Christ?


SOMETIMES - The more you think, the more there is no real answer. Winnie The Pooh




THINK TANK?!? - Threw Poop or Thru Poop and Through Poop?? Decisions Decisions Decisions...well someones getting it.


TAGS: think
Rating: 4.25/5

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GaryO - March 29, 2012, 3:21 pm
Well, I’m gonna need a little a**istance in defining the verbiage, but…you do have this dog’s attention…here to help….woof
carebear - March 29, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)


BEST NEWSPAPER AD -


TAGS: miscommunication think not
Rating: 3.7/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:22 pm
"You want to buy what? You know I need a new dress." grumble grumble, rat poison, grumble grumble, swamp maybe . . . women.
doofenshmirtz - August 25, 2009, 1:58 pm
been there before.
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 12:48 pm
I know his pain.


YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!




ARROGANCE -


TAGS: the thinker
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 11:00 pm

5L dude...excellent!


nonsensical nonsense #7 -


TAGS: women joggers who jog at the wrong place thinking they are immune
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 7:03 pm
Not sure if troll... so just in case: lol. If not, sorry about your friend.
curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 6:03 pm
I knew a woman who was jogging in a park in Africa when she saw a jeep full of armed dudes in uniforms she freaked out and tried to hide, it turned out they where park rangers and she had ignored the signs that said it was lion territory.


Tails on Backwards -


TAGS: talis backwards thinking towel off girlfriend
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - May 5, 2013, 3:14 pm
LOL @ ED, EmilioDumphque; a reason I search the comments…love the twisty logic
EmilioDumphque - May 5, 2013, 12:42 am
Tails ARE on backwards.


MY CHILDHOOD - Was spent pretending to be a monkey for my Dad's Organ grinder gig. How can he get angry when I start throwing my poop at him?


TAGS: so h** thinking of an octopus and a squid doing it
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:37 am
Love it!!!


Decaffeinated coffee -


TAGS: decaf is just plain wrong like really what do they think we drink it for
Rating: 4.92/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:32 pm
Excellent! Decaf tastes like nap in a cup! 5 raised coffee cups, fully caffeinated of course!! LOL!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 9:55 am
THIS…..is…profouuuund! Best poster I’ve seen this year. Has all the elements..ALLLLL the elements of what makes fakes so, well...motifaky. 5/F


MOUSEKEWITZ - Come On....... You Know You Want To


TAGS: fievel think about the character
Rating: 4.17/5

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Greeny - January 23, 2014, 10:35 pm
bark bark, woof woof woof!
forseti - July 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
sorry everybody (specially DLM4) for being the reason to this discussion. My point of view was hard to get for you. sorry! ;)
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:00 pm

just move on and have fun. That is what this site is about
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:59 am

OK, as you can see on the comments I made on your posters, there are several ways to take almost any poster here. While your opinion is yours, where you got derailed is when Iceman told you I was Jewish and you continued on about racism. It's over, lets
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:55 am
I got it.
DLM4 - July 3, 2010, 11:55 am
resulting in them jumping to the wrong conclusions. i am sorry that i jumped to the wrong conclusion and implied that you were a racist. so once again, sorry.
DLM4 - July 3, 2010, 11:53 am
considering i rarely operate on this site, have fun watching my inactivity. also, i wasn't calling you a racist, i was calling your poster offensive. and if a poster requires research to understand the joke, then it will likely go over most people's heads
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:51 am

I will drink to that
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:50 am
L'chaim!
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:46 am

PM's that he and I have traded between us. A Jew making a poster about Jews does not equate to racism, however your comments do give me a clear line on how you think....and that you bear watching on this site.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:44 am

@DLM$ - This is a cartoon character made popular in movies. His name is Fievel Mousekewitz. It is not racist in any way, fashion or form. Maybe you should do a little research before you label somebody a racist. Forseti was making a joke based on
DLM4 - July 3, 2010, 11:32 am
simply because he is jewish doesn't change that this poster is racist against other jews
ICEMAN - July 3, 2010, 11:28 am
Rerun is of the Jewish faith so, once again, how is this racist?
DLM4 - July 3, 2010, 11:18 am
it is a play off of Auschwitz, a German concentration death camp in WWII. so it is racist against those of the Jewish faith.
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 8:24 am
Racist? How do you figure?
forseti - July 3, 2010, 6:51 am
pixelated and racist... but a moderator. ;)


HANGIN' WITH MOTHER TERESA -




EVOLUTIONARY DEFENSE - Being cute is bacon's way of surviving early on


TAGS: i dont think it will stop the dog
Rating: 3.87/5

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LogicDude - November 15, 2009, 10:54 am
That's either a "single serving size" or a "Bacon Happy Meal"!
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:08 am
In some countries, this here is a buffet.


I'LL BE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC - About encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.


TAGS: about encouraging thinking outside the box
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:24 am
All input is good input, in it's pure form.


RESENTMENT -


TAGS: think its lonely at the top try being alone on the bottm
Rating: 3/5

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Airman - June 12, 2009, 3:42 pm
5.. good one
Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 10:40 am
Another quick trip around the bases, Sean. 5/5
MO - June 11, 2009, 11:17 pm
Mark! You sumbiaatch! I was gonna say the same thing....If you close one eye and then cross the other....IT DOES look like that guy that Sean likes, but doesn't want his avatar to look like!!!!
Mark - June 11, 2009, 11:13 pm
If you squint hard enough, it kinda looks like Ted Bundy.
BoneCD - June 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
Of course unless they're reading a copy of Big'ns
Sean - June 11, 2009, 6:39 pm
Bundy's cool, just don't think my avatar looks like him. That's all. *wipes tear from corner of left eye*
MO - June 11, 2009, 6:30 pm
Note to self....Sean does NOT like Al Bundy.
Sean - June 11, 2009, 5:35 pm
No sir. If you were THINKING, you wouldn't have said that, let alone thunk it! *huff*
MO - June 11, 2009, 4:52 pm
I'm thinking Sean's avatar looks like.....Al Bundy!
TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2009, 4:00 pm
Y'know sean your avatar kinda looks like Andy Kaufman
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:25 am
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:28 pm
God I hope that's not a comma splice. *fingers crossed*


DUI -


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy ****!


MY THINKING CAP - I hope it's not too cerebral...


TAGS: thinking cap
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 1, 2012, 3:05 am
actualy, I know someone who has the skin on his head just like that... and we joke saying that his brain is getting out of his head.


consider carefully -


TAGS: it is both of your responsibility if you don t think so enjoy pregnancy twits
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:39 am
5L for the truth to that crotchety!


Google maps -




TURTLES -


TAGS: move slow think quick crankyhead
Rating: 4.46/5

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jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 10:51 pm
hehe


ABSTRACT THOUGHT - a pretty cool idea if you think about it




GUESSING GAME -


TAGS: i think it was ron behind her
Rating: 4.29/5

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ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:52 pm
The old coot was a Greybeard no doubt.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:17 pm
thanks
forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:11 pm
this joke's only look's like 30 but is still funny. 5 ****-grabbers


BIFROST BRIDGE -




APOSTASY POLICE - Caution, you are now entering the Theocratic Fascist Republic of Utah. No free thinking allowed...


TAGS: utah no free thinking
Rating: 3.85/5

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Budog - May 17, 2012, 5:19 pm
my throat and expect me to act like a sheeple and live by their belief system...
Budog - May 17, 2012, 5:17 pm
I am not telling anyone how to think but believe a local, state or federal government should be based on the U.S. Constitution and respect the separation of church and state. Not be lorded over by a bunch of rich, white Mormons shoving their beliefs down
Alphareign - May 17, 2012, 4:38 pm
Yet you telling people how to think supports free thinking?
GySgt1811 - April 16, 2011, 12:09 pm
Hey, Budog, does Utah have State Police or Dannites?


HEAVEN IS... - Whatever you think you deserve for the acts of your life. I have been VERY nice...


TAGS: whatever you think you deserve for the acts of your life
Rating: 3.78/5

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forseti - May 11, 2010, 1:58 pm
a farm without cows and pigs?!? ...oh... i see...


FAMOUS - It doesn't equal pretty!


TAGS: ugliest famous chick that people inexplicably think is h**
Rating: 3.77/5

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Me_ - November 30, 2009, 4:29 pm
http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 9:43 am
"Neigh!!" 5 wins by a nose
Cloudchaser - November 29, 2009, 8:11 am
By what definition is she ugly? Difficulty, nothing opinion based or otherwise arbitrary.
Arkot - November 29, 2009, 7:12 am
in the words of Jeremy Clarkson "She looks like a boiled horse"


CLOUDS OR BUBBLES OR JUST PLAIN TEXT -


TAGS: january calendar rerun thinking
Rating: 3.71/5

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KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:41 pm
lol
THEBRAT - January 9, 2012, 1:14 am
Hahaha, nice one, and now you've just inspired me to make something to complement it... :)
mariand - January 8, 2012, 8:41 am
lol


DE PLANE BOSS DE PLANE - They should've taken one


TAGS: i think ill walk
Rating: 3.67/5

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Gath - January 22, 2012, 12:45 am
LQL. I like it.


PERSUADING -


TAGS: persuading get your thinking right
Rating: 3.49/5

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TigerKid - February 1, 2010, 3:04 am
I like it


WHAT NOT TO SAY AFTER SEX - Who's a good puppy puppy? You're a good puppy puppy




Snipers -


TAGS: not as badass as you might like to think
Rating: 1.5/5

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redc1c4 - February 20, 2009, 4:49 am
i know and love snipers, but it's doubtful they would talk to CNN. (Of course, they would never talk to Snopes either. %-)
TYTY - November 9, 2008, 10:52 pm
God I love Snopes


THINKING ABOUT YOU -


TAGS: think about you get me
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greeny - November 17, 2011, 6:44 am
Turn around and no one is there - the see saw effect


WHEN YOU TELL ME TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ARE BOXES -




SCRAMBLE -


TAGS: what were they thinking
Rating: 4.72/5

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pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 6:59 pm
i got snipe and ginger
spacedog - November 10, 2010, 6:49 pm
Jeez, I went 0 for 4.
culos - November 10, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks! (I guess)
GreyScorpion - November 10, 2010, 11:24 am
LOL!! 5 subtexts


WORLD - A FULL CIRCLE - At 20, you tell the world what you think of it... At 40, you think about what you told the world... At 60, the world thinks of you with what you told it...




THE MILLIONAIRE -




TORNADOS - Great for the news, bad for the trailer homes.


TAGS: i think i am peeing electricity nope got the clap
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 9:49 pm
The smell of first-cousin *** is like a magnet to tornadoes.


GOOD MOTIFAKES TAKE TIME -


TAGS: you can t think about your idea long enough
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:35 am
Too true! Also try not using pictures that are already a joke.


ONE MORNING - I woke up and went downstairs to find that my girlfriend had made eggs. So we cooked them.


TAGS: eggs think about it
Rating: 3.85/5

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NumberXIII - January 26, 2012, 10:52 am
Ha! Yeah, that would've been better... Maybe I'll do another with that one in the far future. You think Rerun would catch it?
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:05 am
with 'woman lay eggs, I got this one : http://www.danacentre.org.uk/events/2005/09/29/3. a pregnant woman does it too. a funny pic with and egg, not jut an egg ! good poster anyway
NumberXIII - January 25, 2012, 10:55 pm
All I could think to search for was eggs. What would you have put on there? No hostility, just curious
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:32 pm
I like this one, the quote is funny, but you could have searched a better picture


THINKIN TREE COWBOY LORE -


TAGS: thinkin tree cowboy lore
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2009, 9:11 pm
That thar is downright goooood puddin! 5L
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 9:08 pm
Superb. 5Ls
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 9:06 pm
Lol, awesome one rerun. 5L.


THE 1970'S - WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING ???


TAGS: 1970 s what the hell were we thinking
Rating: 3.81/5

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Girzilla - March 30, 2010, 6:16 pm
I really hope they weren't thinking it looked good.
Derek - March 30, 2010, 3:55 pm
"We" were thinking of "Women's Lib" - that maybe women were the same as men. The resulting androgynous fashion did not last long - thank goodness.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 1:45 pm
5 years before i was born but still funny.
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 1:12 pm
Very Funny! 5 bell bottoms!


FOX NEWS - A child of five would understand this. Quickly, send someone to fetch a child of five.


TAGS: conservatives i think not
Rating: 3.68/5

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melissa1125 - November 1, 2011, 3:26 pm
Hahahahahahahh
maoworks2 - October 29, 2011, 1:00 pm
I think I can pass for 5


FOR THE LAST TIME -


TAGS: raising kids is always tough no matter who you think you are
Rating: 3.68/5

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Fatt Matt - December 10, 2009, 12:57 pm
I love it! 5 martyrs for mr. bone
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:16 pm
Actually Claire I believe it is either Mosses or St. Pete...but I gave up on religion long ago
Claire - December 9, 2009, 10:15 pm
This is funny, but I thought it was Adam in that painting?


UNIQUE - You are unique and individual Just like everyone else..


TAGS: nailer unique you think
Rating: 3.65/5

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spacedog - September 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
Nice pic.
hootizz - September 7, 2010, 2:52 am
Its about time the 'yellow cab company' updated their fleet...


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH -


TAGS: i don t want to spoil the pic but it s certainly not what you think
Rating: 3.62/5

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rnbw00 - September 26, 2011, 2:32 pm
Zed is right...most, if not all, are from "I Feel Myself." I was a member of that site for 3 months. Loved it. There's nothing more beautiful than the look on a womans face as she cums.
DeGrey - September 23, 2010, 1:45 am
Yeah, here in the states it's called , but be nice. That guy blows, if he mistook la petite mort for a sneeze!!
Zed - April 13, 2010, 5:57 am
Which is odd, considering I recognize three of them from a series of Aussie p*** vids entitled "I Feel Myself"
NightWatcher - April 12, 2010, 8:20 pm
win


TEAM BUILDING -




TENDERHEART BEAR -


TAGS: ask admiral akbar what he thinks
Rating: 3.46/5

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Guest091 - September 6, 2009, 4:34 am
lol Oh ****...
Bartimaeus - September 6, 2009, 3:09 am
Look! A bull's eye!
MrRandom - September 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Check the obituaries
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 12:14 am
Thanks, guys. Can't figure who it was that painted this bear.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:08 am
In fact I'd go so far as to say that he'd probably make a great step-dad to any sow's cubs. Uh-huh uh-huh. Surely.
faulty switch - September 6, 2009, 12:03 am
give the bear a hug. sigh i cant type.
faulty switch - September 6, 2009, 12:02 am
i feel the urge to the bear a hug.
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 11:57 pm
Very nice.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 11:52 pm
All-round great! 5L
Sean - September 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
Don't be a pus*sy Mooooooooooooooooooo, this bear looks legit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 11:29 pm
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!! 5.


THINKING ! - When Your Young Too Busy To Think About God, When Your Old Too Busy Not To Think About God !


TAGS: think
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - August 17, 2012, 8:05 am
Thank You Both Very Much !
rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:56 pm

Profound and true.
mariand - August 16, 2012, 12:52 pm
wb mao...


WISDOM -




Thought of the Day -




Food For Thought -


TAGS: think about it honey boo boo mother man single burn
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:39 pm
Thanks steve now I have an image of some poor bugger with a huge skewer up his *ss sizzling like bacon.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:38 pm
What? I'm sure it was fast and almost painless.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:37 pm
You and Steve-O gave me a great laugh...then I cried cuz I didn't have breakfast or a man.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:30 am
No...he was standing over her Rancor Pit...
GaryO - February 12, 2014, 7:11 pm
What, she had him for breakfast?
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm
Oh, that poor bastard.
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm
Oh, that poor bastard.


THE KEY - To Making A Successful Motifake Master The Idea Unlock The Imagination


TAGS: master motifake think success
Rating: 4.91/5

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rerun - November 8, 2010, 6:56 pm

what did he say?
DavidEMartin - November 8, 2010, 3:42 pm
Mastering irony, cleverness, and wit helps too. Otherwise you're just another rightwing hatchet job over on Politifake.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:18 pm

Iconoclast
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:18 pm

Only when Icocnclast is here...oops, did I out a bomber? my bad
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:14 pm
I see, that is usually how the cookie crumbles round these here parts.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:12 pm

Thanks - It did well until Tim log on....and Tim, the mods have your number.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:00 pm
Rerun, this is amsome in everyway it could be. 5L
Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 10:13 pm
In other words...stop taking everything so serious. Relax...Have fun...take a joke and dish them out


Swamp Land -


TAGS: single thinking only of the box
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - April 26, 2014, 9:14 pm
shroomin' in the gloamin'...hard ta beat..M-M


Smiling for No Reason -




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